I am confused. The experts have all these recommendations for how much how I should be eating and how often and me and my parents are totally confused. They say i should eat 2-2.5 oz for every pound I weigh. That's like 32-40 oz! Then they say I should only have 4-5 feedings a day of 4-6 oz. I know I am only 4 months old and have not developed strong math skills, but can someone explain to me how this all adds up? To be honest, I don't really care. My motto is lots of food, as often as possible. I am a bit embarrassed to say I am getting man-boobs as a result of my gluttony. Serious man boobs. Do they make a baby manzier?
In other news, we are moving out of our NYC apt and moving sucks. Dad tried to put me in a box today -- he thought the whole "Jack in a Box" thing might be funny. It wasn't.
My nursery is stacked with boxes, and given my German genes, I am finding the clutter very stressful. Despite this, I am sleeping remarkably well. I have slept through the night and upwards of nine hours 3 out of the last 4 nights. I rule.
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