Monday, June 1, 2009

A quick photo essay

While I normally dazzle you folks with my wit and fancy prose, today I will dazzle you with my good looks via a photo essay. I have included some captions explaining my thoughts when these pics were taken. Enjoy!

Hey, hey, over here. Pay attention to me everyone, right this second!





Dad, I think I spot some single ladies! Can't you let me out of the stroller so I can work my magic? PLEASE.






Mommy, put that camera away right now and stop embarrassing me. I am working on tummy time and I am naked.





Daddy, I am now going to count all the different ways that I am the boss of you: 1) you do whatever I tell you to do; 2) you change my diapers; 3) you feed me when I cry...



I totally own you.






Wait a second, did you really just put me in my laundry basket?
I am telling mommy about this and she is NOT going to like it one bit.





Daddy, I am warning you. I am giving you the count of five and then mommy is going to hear about this. one, two, three...

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5 comments:

  1. The SchwizzJune 2, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    Dad's gettin a little too close to the edge there Jack on that last pic. Better have a chat with him.

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  2. JackJune 3, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    do you mean showing the world my junk or sitting me in a laundry basket?

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  3. The SchwizzJune 3, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    I once slept on a washer/dryer, so the laundry stuff is fine. It's the junk part that could get Chris Hansen over to Pitney Ave.

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  4. JackJune 3, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    my junk is out of site uncle josh. dad doesn't need any more issues

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  5. The SchwizzJune 3, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    good on ya Jack...

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